you know you are an anesthesiologist when....

1. you fall asleep on a plane and worry about improperly padded pressure points 2. you vampire-like stare at people's veins on the subway. vampires are still hot now, right? they sparkle. 3. your taste in men has changed. you could never be attracted to someone with a small chin (TMD<6cm). who knew you were getting such high standards. 4. you are so tired on call that you've actually thought about taking a nap on the OR table (or taken one). no matter how many times you call it a 'bed', it ain't no bed. 5. no one knows what your hair looks like. which is a good thing because you keep pushing how much of a mess you can hide under a scrub cap. answer: a lot. 6. your biggest fear in life is that you might be an unanticipated difficult intubation. you've checked your mallampati score and made others check to confirm. sigh of relief, im an easy intubation. thank you appendix. two less things to be worried about. im going to keep going with this....