stuck on you

i admit it, i probably wasnt wearing the best bra. but still, what were the chances. whats the opposite phrase of "when all the stars align". cause i feel like there were a lot of stars that were thrown into a yahtzee shaker, hurled at wall, and did the opposite of going in a straight line. heres the scenario. my bra strap happened to slip off my shoulder. at that same exact time, my attending, who had his stethoscope around his neck, turned, placing the ear piece at the perfect level to pick up my bra strap and pull. yes, we were awkwardly stuck. he recovered from the embarrassment quicker than me, unhooked my strap from his stethoscope, and said 'well, thats awful'. then announced to the OR what just happened, to which the surgeon said "doesn't that count as sexual harrassment?" yes, the brain surgeon that likes complete silence and who would later yell 'this is an or, not a circus' after i was talking, was actually laughing at loud at me.
good thing the patient was asleep already. you wouldnt want to know about the circus that goes on once the tube goes in.