the camera adds 10lb, right?

i know this, you know this, but in case you forgot, i was meant to be a star. although there might be a few roadblocks in this plan (the overwhelming feeling of nausea that overcomes me when people look at me or i have to speak, to name one). and while i thought my first appearance might be in hovering doctor role in documentary (see prev post), who knew my time on camera would come sooner. as one fan pointed out, i am the star of the graduation recessional video, linked here: http://www.umassmed.edu/commencement/video8.aspx (about 2:38 of the last segment). i however did not know that it was a recessional, and instead, i thought it was the longest hug line ever. and it felt so good : )
side note: does this gown make me look fat? wheres my agent? we need to discuss my contract. and my dressing room. i asked for evian water. and i want front seat tickets and backstage passes to the beyonce concert. thanks.