a t-shirt doesnt make it all better, but free gifts, in general, do help

in order to get an id at the brigham, apparently, they need to make sure you dont have rubella, know how to use a fire extinguisher, and would like your first born son as collateral. i unfortunately need to do this to get through the 8 barriers between me and the OR where im supposed to be. at 6 in the morning. also, no one in the department seemed to be aware of the 'first born son' clause, so everyone seemed to be in a tizzy about the id fiasco. including me. because i am very tizzable. and now i am infamous in the hospital because every department is aware of the insanity that we have to go through and how confused we were. so when i showed up to the orientation on, yes, a saturday morning, about how 'code red=bad' they were like 'so, YOU"RE the one...' and gave me a free t-shirt for all the trouble. unfortunately, the t-shirt is the size of a twin bed spread and says 'BWH take your son/daughter to work day'. which, although the thought is nice i guess, its odd. i dont work and i dont have a son or daughter. plus, there arent 8 of me that it would take to fill the shirt. so thanks BWH. its the thought that counts.