is this all the tv i get?

As other entries might have passively mentioned, I have no tv. But let me rephrase that. I have no real tv. What I do have is 2 stations: skynews (the british ‘news’ and METV (which I was kind of excited about because ‘me’ sounds like ‘self magazine’ or something shallow. I quickly found out ‘me’ stands for middle east tv, for good ‘wholesome’ Christian entertainment). Things that I’ve learned from sky news: there was a cricket ‘EMERGENCY’, snow makes England nonfunctional (should take a note from the NEW England), they have a tendency to report only ‘national inquirer-like news from the US and carefully label it ‘US’ like ‘US half sibling midget and giant give birth to 47 teal green children with no hands’, and their parliament dresses funny and yells. Things I’ve learned from METV: Laverne and Shirley is hilarious-someone should get on remaking that, the script is classic and so is the hair, and that Christian music is enough to make me get off my lazy bum and turn off the tv within 1.5 seconds. Or just change the channel to catch up on cricket.