if i were to open a cafe....

no mom and dad, im not going to quit med school and i will be a doctor eventually....but im just saying....if i were to open a cafe, i would open one exactly like the one im sitting in. for one, wireless internet (so in many ways, these posts are sponsored by this cafe). two, im surrounded in desserts (ie my heaven). three, im eating an apple avocado salad. i had to stop myself and write this post because i think the sight of me scarfing down this salad without chewing is grossing out the person next to me. he chose the wrong seat to sit in. ok, back to my previously scheduled happy salad and sachlav.