i love topics of conversation that bring out strong emotions. no topic has brought out more anger and crazy rants than my topic du jour "whats your biggest facebook pet peeve?" clearly the front runners are "i dont give a shit your baby pooped" and other photo documents of every time your baby spit, smiled/farted, slept, opened eyes, closed eyes, etc. since i cant be so mean to babies (i do sometimes have a soul and they are innocent bystanders)...my new endeavor will focus on my personal pet peeve and yours as well..."i dont give a shit about what you ate". the inspiration behind my new series "shit i eat".
i know you eat. i assume you eat. im not sure a lot of the women of nyc eat enough, but thats a whole other topic. what i dont need is confirmation that you ate. im happy for you that you ate a pretty meal, but thats what restaurants are for. im happy that you made a pretty meal, that means you have more time than me. but not that happy that i need to see it cluttering my facebook space which is more better used for gossip. and funny george takei posts. that man gets the best stuff.
if you cant beat em, join em. because you know what, i eat too. and youre going to be forced to see it.
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I want some credit for partially giving you this idea and giving you the support and encouragement required to post again..
ReplyDeleteAnd sorry to disappoint you, but the coleslaw thing is still true. Though the containers are more properly organized though. And they still dilute it into a bigger container. *shudder*