pediatrics (the rotation im doing here in haifa)

I have managed to get kids to love me without being able to say a thing at all. What I have now mastered after only 3 days is the series of smiles needed to make a kid laugh, stare, laugh, clap, laugh…..all before we make him cry by lifting up his shirt for breath sounds. Why do kids hate having their clothes off? Why must they scream? When will they learn that no pants time is the best time ever? Pants are too restricting. Limit your eating. Don’t like them. Pants I mean.